Where were our PSPs at 5?

The story of a modern day 5-year-old who thinks it's absolutely normal to have every tech thing in the world at his age. He cares and he shares, but not when it comes to his tech things!

Hi, my name is Mimi. Recently Mama bought me a PSP. I'm very happy.

Boy: Hey ho what are you playing.

Mimi: A game, duh.

Boy: Let me see. I wanna play too.

Mimi: Bug off dizzle, you're in my wizzle.

Mimi: Pfffftttttttttt!!!